April 2013
March 2013
February 2013
toastystrudels:
my life started to go downhill right around the time when michael cera decided to grow a mustache
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Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20.
Me: What.
tupacabra:
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
failbag:
I don’t want to talk about food anymore
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davidstrider:
just kidding my favorite sex position is
January 2013
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chi-c:
“there’s no going back now” i whisper as i cut the tag off my shirt
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Watchfat-birds:
videohall:
Bird whistles the Addams Family
> Haha I died at the clicks xD
> I cant even whistle that good.
this bird imitates snapping fingers better than I can actually snap my fingers :’)
omg OMG
Watchdave-ejaculated-then-he:
coryoutsidethehouse:
hayisfortracecyrus:
i have reblogged this literally 23948242 times
I FOUDND ITo gfogm
i dont know if anyone else remembers the 90s bUT AAAAAAAUHAGAUAAAAAAQGHYGB
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
thespacegoat:
thespacegoat:
i always get sick when my followers are sick and it has always confused me but then i remembered viruses spread quickly over the internet
i lost 5 followers immediately after posting this and one of them was the sick person i was referring to
she’s idol
